As room parent, I get to organize class parties. My first graders had their 2nd of 3 parties. (First one was Halloween -- but I missed it si...

Me: What's this you drew today? D: It's upside down. Me: Oh D: It's a digger. Me: I'm in the bathroom. Give me privacy pleas...

"Now, Master, you may let your servant go in peace, according to your word, for my eyes have seen your salvation, which you pre...